I know you can't understand my words I bet you wish I had left I walk and fumble but I'm still causing trouble Because I'm drunk as sh** Sorry that I pissed on your couch Sometimes sh** gets out of control The last thing that I remember Was something kinda clever Like calling you and a**hole Now do me a favor And get the last one out of the freezer The sun is up Still drunk Talking sh** don't give a f** Raid the fridge Ate your food Party like a total dude People say I will regret it when I get my hangover I'd regret it even more if spend the night sober At war with earth Nothing I fear Weed, speed metal, liquor and beer! DRUNK AS sh*t! (repeat with all your friends)