I stare at these drinks here before me And everything else just seems lame It feels like they're calling out to me And I just can't hold my restraint Feel the pressure! There's just one cure Pour us a round pa** that sh** down Drinking these beers till we're nice and unwound Drunk with my friends It never ends Looks like beer pressure has got us again Race till it's gone Finish the gla** We're getting drunk and we're doing it fast We like to fall all over ourselves We like to drink and we do it quite well We have tried We failed Beer pressure's taking over d**h to being sober! I stare at these drinks here before me And everything else just seems lame Feel the pressure! There's just one cure Beer Pressure! You got it now Beer pressure! Now drink it down (yow!)