Caught a dart in the head At the age of three I saw the light And it set my mind free Charge it! Credit! I need it! Charge it! I charge my cigarettes I charge my beer I charge my rent I charge my beer The payment on the doctor Can always be delayed I know that I'll be dead Before that s**er's paid Charge it! Credit! I need it! Charge it! The number on my plastic card Is my virility I don't have a bulge in front But my wallet stands erect I've paid for women Uglier than you Hey, is that a credit card Or are you just glad to see me? Charge it! Credit! I need it! Charge it! I charge my cigarettes I charge my beer I charge my rent I charged my dog but it died