Big shiny nine, she's mine all mine
Flowin' down the front of my old blue jeans
Big shiny nine, she'll fall so fine
Waitin' to impress my hippie queen
It's all right now
I'm fingering my big black shiny nine
Sticks and stones, skeleton bones
Enough to make the dead jump up and run
Encyclopedia ain't got what I need
'Cause I'm waiting my to undress my hippie queen
It's all right now
I'm fingering my big black shiny nine
Nuts and bolts, Smith, Wesson and Colts
It's down to Luger, can't make a selection
Stealin' steeds and film, scrapin' bottom again
Oh lord, I'm aiming in a direction
It's all right now
My shiny nine, I have my shiny nine
It's all right now
I'm fingering my big black shiny nine