Big shiny nine, she's mine all mine Flowin' down the front of my old blue jeans Big shiny nine, she'll fall so fine Waitin' to impress my hippie queen It's all right now I'm fingering my big black shiny nine Sticks and stones, skeleton bones Enough to make the dead jump up and run Encyclopedia ain't got what I need 'Cause I'm waiting my to undress my hippie queen It's all right now I'm fingering my big black shiny nine Nuts and bolts, Smith, Wesson and Colts It's down to Luger, can't make a selection Stealin' steeds and film, scrapin' bottom again Oh lord, I'm aiming in a direction It's all right now My shiny nine, I have my shiny nine It's all right now I'm fingering my big black shiny nine