You know, I always thought stereotypes were kinda ridiculous.
So I wrote a song about it,
And it goes a little something like this. I think I love you more than the,
Japanese love tentacle p**n,
And we should dance, dance, dance, d-d-dance to these stereotypes.
Let's come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl,
And we should dance, dance, dance, d-d-dance to these stereotypes. Check it out now.
I love those fat Americans.
You know they so obnoxious.
They always eating burgers.
They always holding shotguns.
And I love Mexicans.
The way they mow my lawn.
They all got a 100 kids 'cause they don't know how to put a condom on.
Uh huh.
'Cause that's the way they roll.
Ya gotta go big like an Israeli nose.
If you ever buy a pint for an Irish guy,
And they're out of control like a Chinese driver. I love the Middle East, but how do they handle
Rockin' burkas while they're riding camels.
I love Jamaicans. Yeah, they cool, but they're always high, so don't let them fool ya.
Ya mon.
And I love them Puerto Ricans,
Even though they wash their a** about once a week and,
I'm just joking.
If you didn't know then
You're a little slow and you're probably from Poland. I think I love you more than the,
Japanese love tentacle p**n,
And we should dance, dance, dance, d-d-dance to these stereotypes.
Let's come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl,
And we should dance, dance, dance, d-d-dance to these stereotypes. Aw yeah! Let me hear you yell
If you love the Outback redneck Australians,
And the crooked a** teeth of an English dude
And those creepy Italians who think they're smooth.
Mamma mia!
And how could anyone hate the French.
Yeah, I know their hairy women don't shave their pits.
Brazilian girls is what you want,
Walking around town with that ba-dunk-a-dunk. I love Africans, but hold up a second.
National Geographic says they're all bu*t-nekkid.
Breasts hanging low. What have they done with their clothes?
They've disappeared like coke up a Colombian's nose.
Uh oh! You're all on my checklist,
Even Russian guys who drink Vodka for breakfast.
They're stereotypes, and if you believe them,
Then your brain is small like a Korean penis. I think I love you more than the,
Japanese love tentacle p**n,
And we should dance, dance, dance, d-d-dance to these stereotypes.
Let's come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl,
And we should dance, dance, dance, d-d-dance to these stereotypes. All together now!
I love Scotsmen, though they hump sheep.
[Repeat 4x]
They hump sheep
[Repeat 3x] I think I love you more than the,
Japanese love tentacle p**n,
And we should dance, dance, dance, d-d-dance to these stereotypes.
Let's come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl,
And we should dance, dance, dance, dance, dance, to these stereotypes. Yeah. I'm just playing, you know I love you guys.
But seriously, don't hump any sheep.