Your Favorite Martian - The Stereotype Song lyrics

You know, I always thought stereotypes were kinda ridiculous. So I wrote a song about it, And it goes a little something like this. I think I love you more than the, Japanese love tentacle p**n, And we should dance, dance, dance, d-d-dance to these stereotypes. Let's come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl, And we should dance, dance, dance, d-d-dance to these stereotypes. Check it out now. I love those fat Americans. You know they so obnoxious. They always eating burgers. They always holding shotguns. And I love Mexicans. The way they mow my lawn. They all got a 100 kids 'cause they don't know how to put a condom on. Uh huh. 'Cause that's the way they roll. Ya gotta go big like an Israeli nose. If you ever buy a pint for an Irish guy, And they're out of control like a Chinese driver. I love the Middle East, but how do they handle Rockin' burkas while they're riding camels. I love Jamaicans. Yeah, they cool, but they're always high, so don't let them fool ya. Ya mon. And I love them Puerto Ricans, Even though they wash their a** about once a week and, I'm just joking. If you didn't know then You're a little slow and you're probably from Poland. I think I love you more than the, Japanese love tentacle p**n, And we should dance, dance, dance, d-d-dance to these stereotypes. Let's come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl, And we should dance, dance, dance, d-d-dance to these stereotypes. Aw yeah! Let me hear you yell If you love the Outback redneck Australians, And the crooked a** teeth of an English dude And those creepy Italians who think they're smooth. Mamma mia! And how could anyone hate the French. Yeah, I know their hairy women don't shave their pits. Brazilian girls is what you want, Walking around town with that ba-dunk-a-dunk. I love Africans, but hold up a second. National Geographic says they're all bu*t-nekkid. Breasts hanging low. What have they done with their clothes? They've disappeared like coke up a Colombian's nose. Uh oh! You're all on my checklist, Even Russian guys who drink Vodka for breakfast. They're stereotypes, and if you believe them, Then your brain is small like a Korean penis. I think I love you more than the, Japanese love tentacle p**n, And we should dance, dance, dance, d-d-dance to these stereotypes. Let's come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl, And we should dance, dance, dance, d-d-dance to these stereotypes. All together now! I love Scotsmen, though they hump sheep. [Repeat 4x] They hump sheep [Repeat 3x] I think I love you more than the, Japanese love tentacle p**n, And we should dance, dance, dance, d-d-dance to these stereotypes. Let's come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl, And we should dance, dance, dance, dance, dance, to these stereotypes. Yeah. I'm just playing, you know I love you guys. But seriously, don't hump any sheep.