[Intro: Yoda]
Rockin'
Rockin' and rollin'
Down to the beach I'm strolling
But the seagulls poke at my head
Not fun!
I said "Seagulls... mmgh! Stop it now!"
[Chorus: Yoda]
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[Verse 1: Yoda & Luke Skywalker]
Everyone told me
Not to stroll on that beach
Said seagulls gonna come
Poke me in the coconut
And they did
And they did
Had me goin' like
Nothing I could do but yell
When these birds attacked me
When I tried to run I fell
And then these kids start laughing
And then
Got hit in the neck with a hacky sack
Where'd it come from?
Now run, run, run, jump!
I can be a backpack while you run
Run, run, run, jump!
And stop
Put me down
I love to groove and boogie
Yeah
Great
Show you some dance moves
No I don't want you to
If I had your giant feet
Out there on the beach
Could have outrun those birds
You're a psycho weiner!
Let me grab my beater
[Chorus: Yoda, Luke Skywalker & R2D2]
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Stop it please!
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Dont hit me
Please
Dont hit me
Hey come on man! Quit that banging
[Verse 2: Yoda & Luke Skywalker]
Hey, what's that stank?
You put a fish in our basket!
Oh yeah!
I forgot I did that
You owe me an apology
Just hold your breath and see
When the time is right
Birds will bite your face
Now run, run, run, jump!
I can be a backpack while you run
Swing from a hairy vine
I can be your backpack while you climb
Stand on one hand and lift
Rocks with your special gift
Run, run, run, jump!
Now breathe
That's good
Like that
Like that
One day I was walking and I found this big log
Then I rolled the log over and underneath
Was a tiny little stick
And I was like, "That log had a child!"
Listen boy
Someday when you are older
You could get hit by a boulder
While you're lying there
Screaming "Come help me please!"
The seagulls
Poke your knees
[Chorus: Yoda]
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Stop it now!
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