Yoda - SEAGULLS! (Stop It Now) lyrics

[Intro: Yoda] Rockin' Rockin' and rollin' Down to the beach I'm strolling But the seagulls poke at my head Not fun! I said "Seagulls... mmgh! Stop it now!" [Chorus: Yoda] {noise} [Verse 1: Yoda & Luke Skywalker] Everyone told me Not to stroll on that beach Said seagulls gonna come Poke me in the coconut And they did And they did Had me goin' like Nothing I could do but yell When these birds attacked me When I tried to run I fell And then these kids start laughing And then Got hit in the neck with a hacky sack Where'd it come from? Now run, run, run, jump! I can be a backpack while you run Run, run, run, jump! And stop Put me down I love to groove and boogie Yeah Great Show you some dance moves No I don't want you to If I had your giant feet Out there on the beach Could have outrun those birds You're a psycho weiner! Let me grab my beater [Chorus: Yoda, Luke Skywalker & R2D2] {noise} Stop it please! {noise} Dont hit me Please Dont hit me Hey come on man! Quit that banging [Verse 2: Yoda & Luke Skywalker] Hey, what's that stank? You put a fish in our basket! Oh yeah! I forgot I did that You owe me an apology Just hold your breath and see When the time is right Birds will bite your face Now run, run, run, jump! I can be a backpack while you run Swing from a hairy vine I can be your backpack while you climb Stand on one hand and lift Rocks with your special gift Run, run, run, jump! Now breathe That's good Like that Like that One day I was walking and I found this big log Then I rolled the log over and underneath Was a tiny little stick And I was like, "That log had a child!" Listen boy Someday when you are older You could get hit by a boulder While you're lying there Screaming "Come help me please!" The seagulls Poke your knees [Chorus: Yoda] {noise} Stop it now! {noise}