[Chorus]
(Male laughter)
You know ugly people love to make you laugh (2x)
[Verse 1]
Mr mr big man used to be the dopeman
Now you on the corner with a bucket tryna panhand
You dissed the n***as in the hood when you was rollin'
Tried to high-cap because your pockets were swollen (b**h)
Used to ride by and turn your nose up
Now me and every n***a in the hood done rose up
Now all the sudden you's a crumma
n***as giving 20 for a blow from your baby momma
Sold your gold your car on bricks
And when you walk by n***as start locking they sh**
Cuz your a** is in a slump you used to be Trump
Now you walk around beggin for a f**in' buck
And it's a trip that the ones who had grip
Be the same n***as broker than Gilligan's ship
But i'm standing on top like a statue
Paid like a muthaf**a
Laphin'Atcha
[Chorus] 3x
[Verse 2]
Miss thang she had a face like a model
And a body shaped like a f**in' coke bottle
One look and n***as fell to their knees
She coulda had any muthaf**a she please
And she did but then she got married
To a n***a with cash who took care of her a**
He bought her everything she ever wanted
I ain't jokin
The b**h had the n***a eyes wide open
Now he was a business man see
He used to travel outta town frequently
But one day he caught an early flight
Came back home and caught this n***a f**in' his wife
He grabbed a shotgun and started shooting
The n***a jumped out the window the b**h start bootin'
But he caught her a** down the street
And drug her face in the concrete
Put a slug in her muthaf**in' liver
Now don't no n***a wanna f** with her
And that'll make some of y'all nervous
But not me because the b**h deserved it
[Chorus] 3x
[Verse 3]
They laphin' atcha
For the crazy sh** you do
Damn fool i'm laughing at you too
Because you never think for one minute
You just see some sh** and jump right in it
Showin' off for them n***as you run with
Doin' dirt but they ain't never done sh**
But cash in on a laugh or two
You thought they was laughing with you but the joke's on you
But that's just supposed to be your road dawgs
The n***as who put you up to carjack at the mall
But when you went to jail for auto theft
You served time by your muthaf**in' self
And as them laws took you in
One of your homeboys said (See ya wouldn't wanna be ya)
And you wonder why they never came to visit
They was too f**in' busy
Laphin' atcha
[Chorus] 4x