Willie D - They Laphin' Atcha lyrics

[Chorus] (Male laughter) You know ugly people love to make you laugh (2x) [Verse 1] Mr mr big man used to be the dopeman Now you on the corner with a bucket tryna panhand You dissed the n***as in the hood when you was rollin' Tried to high-cap because your pockets were swollen (b**h) Used to ride by and turn your nose up Now me and every n***a in the hood done rose up Now all the sudden you's a crumma n***as giving 20 for a blow from your baby momma Sold your gold your car on bricks And when you walk by n***as start locking they sh** Cuz your a** is in a slump you used to be Trump Now you walk around beggin for a f**in' buck And it's a trip that the ones who had grip Be the same n***as broker than Gilligan's ship But i'm standing on top like a statue Paid like a muthaf**a Laphin'Atcha [Chorus] 3x [Verse 2] Miss thang she had a face like a model And a body shaped like a f**in' coke bottle One look and n***as fell to their knees She coulda had any muthaf**a she please And she did but then she got married To a n***a with cash who took care of her a** He bought her everything she ever wanted I ain't jokin The b**h had the n***a eyes wide open Now he was a business man see He used to travel outta town frequently But one day he caught an early flight Came back home and caught this n***a f**in' his wife He grabbed a shotgun and started shooting The n***a jumped out the window the b**h start bootin' But he caught her a** down the street And drug her face in the concrete Put a slug in her muthaf**in' liver Now don't no n***a wanna f** with her And that'll make some of y'all nervous But not me because the b**h deserved it [Chorus] 3x [Verse 3] They laphin' atcha For the crazy sh** you do Damn fool i'm laughing at you too Because you never think for one minute You just see some sh** and jump right in it Showin' off for them n***as you run with Doin' dirt but they ain't never done sh** But cash in on a laugh or two You thought they was laughing with you but the joke's on you But that's just supposed to be your road dawgs The n***as who put you up to carjack at the mall But when you went to jail for auto theft You served time by your muthaf**in' self And as them laws took you in One of your homeboys said (See ya wouldn't wanna be ya) And you wonder why they never came to visit They was too f**in' busy Laphin' atcha [Chorus] 4x