[Intro]
Yo, Will and The Mix
I read this story book once and there was this baby and a virgin and kings
And sh** so I've decided to write this nice little song about it
Like this is my present to you so if you ask for anything I've already
Got you this so stop being greedy
[Verse 1]
Christmas is based on a bunch of mock tales
But f** it, pour me a snowball co*ktail
Santa was made by people that sold c**aine
But I still get hyped when the cold snow rains
I'll walk away from this track with no fame
But at this time of the year, I can't feel no pain
On the advent calender, only three days left
Can't wait to rip open some DJ decks
Kids are f**ing tradition
Just look at their lists and what they be wishing
And you won't see me kissing under mistletoe
I'll spit in her face and kick the little ho
sh**, look out, santa's coming to town
I've been a dick in the year, I'm gunning him down
Nicking the prezzies and running around
Family and friends, it's just fun all round
[Verse 2]
It's dope and all that, I'm not being funny
But we only celebrate it so shops are seeing money
Oh well, who gives a f**?
It's not right to diss this christmas stuff
Every year my fam get pissed at me
For not putting any presents under't christmas tree
f** religion, I just love getting sh** for free
Like what I give to my people when I rip the beat
On the top of my roof, I'm sniping Blitzen
I'll smack Rudolf's nose and start fighting Vixen
Slap on Will and The Mix and pour two beers
Shout merry Christmas and a happy new year