Will and The Mix - Merry Christmas lyrics

[Intro] Yo, Will and The Mix I read this story book once and there was this baby and a virgin and kings And sh** so I've decided to write this nice little song about it Like this is my present to you so if you ask for anything I've already Got you this so stop being greedy [Verse 1] Christmas is based on a bunch of mock tales But f** it, pour me a snowball co*ktail Santa was made by people that sold c**aine But I still get hyped when the cold snow rains I'll walk away from this track with no fame But at this time of the year, I can't feel no pain On the advent calender, only three days left Can't wait to rip open some DJ decks Kids are f**ing tradition Just look at their lists and what they be wishing And you won't see me kissing under mistletoe I'll spit in her face and kick the little ho sh**, look out, santa's coming to town I've been a dick in the year, I'm gunning him down Nicking the prezzies and running around Family and friends, it's just fun all round [Verse 2] It's dope and all that, I'm not being funny But we only celebrate it so shops are seeing money Oh well, who gives a f**? It's not right to diss this christmas stuff Every year my fam get pissed at me For not putting any presents under't christmas tree f** religion, I just love getting sh** for free Like what I give to my people when I rip the beat On the top of my roof, I'm sniping Blitzen I'll smack Rudolf's nose and start fighting Vixen Slap on Will and The Mix and pour two beers Shout merry Christmas and a happy new year