My girlfriend likes to shop alot
But she don't really like hip hop alot
But she really likes what hip has got- me
Thats got her hoppin from shop to shop
She listens to pop alot
Cuz it's popular, and its poppin' off
And eventhough they all talk poppyco*k
She don't give a toss as long as she's got the song
Okay, okay, i'll tag along
Cause if i don't go she'll start bangin' on
If i don't go i'll get dragged along
And to ann summers to pick out a matching thong
So i go with her just to get it over with it
I take my ipod so i can get it over quick
She buys clothes and clothes and more clothes until the store closes
And she don't even know if they fit
My girl reads too much Heat magazine
So she's always trying to be in season
She's got so many clothes
If we put them on the floor in a line
We could reach sweden
If we put them on the floor in a line
Including the ones she bought online
Including her makeup and all of her beauty products
We could circle the world one time
Okay, okay
Take me to jail if you think it's a crime to shop for my girl
Thunder, rain, sleet, hail, she'll be anywhere where a sign says sale
My girlfriend takes up all of the bedroom
But only takes up half of the bed
I should charge her for rent
Cause the matching shoes and the bag
Cost me an arm and a leg