My girlfriend likes to shop alot But she don't really like hip hop alot But she really likes what hip has got- me Thats got her hoppin from shop to shop She listens to pop alot Cuz it's popular, and its poppin' off And eventhough they all talk poppyco*k She don't give a toss as long as she's got the song Okay, okay, i'll tag along Cause if i don't go she'll start bangin' on If i don't go i'll get dragged along And to ann summers to pick out a matching thong So i go with her just to get it over with it I take my ipod so i can get it over quick She buys clothes and clothes and more clothes until the store closes And she don't even know if they fit My girl reads too much Heat magazine So she's always trying to be in season She's got so many clothes If we put them on the floor in a line We could reach sweden If we put them on the floor in a line Including the ones she bought online Including her makeup and all of her beauty products We could circle the world one time Okay, okay Take me to jail if you think it's a crime to shop for my girl Thunder, rain, sleet, hail, she'll be anywhere where a sign says sale My girlfriend takes up all of the bedroom But only takes up half of the bed I should charge her for rent Cause the matching shoes and the bag Cost me an arm and a leg