You know my baby likes burping
You know my baby's kinda nauseating
[burps]
My little vulgar one is so gross
'Cause when I hold her in my arms so close she goes
[burps]
And out in public it's embarra**ing
She'll burp at anyone or anything
She's so revolting and disgusting
And repulsive to me, yeah
My little lady's so obnoxious
Today she walked onto a Greyhound bus goin'
[burps]
And then a couple hours later
My baby's in a crowded elevator
[burps]
That little filthy pig is so obscene
I'm really glad she doesn't like beans
She's so revolting and disgusting
And repulsive to me, yeah
Oh, I wonder what's her trip
Oh, she'd better can it quick
Oh, I think I'm gonna be sick
If baby does it anymore
I think I'll just pretend like I don't know her
[burps]
You know my baby likes burping
You know my baby is really sickening
[burps]
That's enough, that's it
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