Weird Al Yankovic - Baby Likes Burping lyrics

You know my baby likes burping You know my baby's kinda nauseating [burps] My little vulgar one is so gross 'Cause when I hold her in my arms so close she goes [burps] And out in public it's embarra**ing She'll burp at anyone or anything She's so revolting and disgusting And repulsive to me, yeah My little lady's so obnoxious Today she walked onto a Greyhound bus goin' [burps] And then a couple hours later My baby's in a crowded elevator [burps] That little filthy pig is so obscene I'm really glad she doesn't like beans She's so revolting and disgusting And repulsive to me, yeah Oh, I wonder what's her trip Oh, she'd better can it quick Oh, I think I'm gonna be sick If baby does it anymore I think I'll just pretend like I don't know her [burps] You know my baby likes burping You know my baby is really sickening [burps] That's enough, that's it [record scratch]