Eighteen months
Have come and gone
You'd think by now
That I'd move on
It's not that I can't get a life
It's just that I think you should be my wife
Begging does not seem to work
You told me I was a jerk
I sent a singing telegram
On which she slammed the door
Candy, flowers, loving notes
All get thrown out with my coats
I think I saw that teddy bear
In pieces on your floor
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Well what am I to do
It's hard not to be blue
I sit around and I wait for you
Because I'm not trying to forget about you baby...
Writing your name up in the sky
Only seems to make you cry
Serenade in your porch
And you turn down the hose
Standing naked in the street
Putting ads up on T.V
Check for two
To pair as friends
And you just thumb your no
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Well what am I to do
It's hard not to be blue
I sit around and I wait for you
Because I'm not trying to forget about you baby...
Crazy
You're driving me crazy
When you keep insisting
That you don't know who the hell I am
Stalking is against the law
I found out when I was caught
Then the court said "stay away"
And I'm not that kind of guy
Found you one day all alone
Tied you up and brought you home
The only problem now is that
You don't seem to be alive
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Well what am I to do
It's hard not to be blue
I sit around and I wait for you
Because I'm not trying to forget about you baby...
Well what am I to do
It's hard not to be blue
I sit around and I wait for you
But I can't forget about you....