Eighteen months Have come and gone You'd think by now That I'd move on It's not that I can't get a life It's just that I think you should be my wife Begging does not seem to work You told me I was a jerk I sent a singing telegram On which she slammed the door Candy, flowers, loving notes All get thrown out with my coats I think I saw that teddy bear In pieces on your floor [Chorus] Well what am I to do It's hard not to be blue I sit around and I wait for you Because I'm not trying to forget about you baby... Writing your name up in the sky Only seems to make you cry Serenade in your porch And you turn down the hose Standing naked in the street Putting ads up on T.V Check for two To pair as friends And you just thumb your no [Chorus] Well what am I to do It's hard not to be blue I sit around and I wait for you Because I'm not trying to forget about you baby... Crazy You're driving me crazy When you keep insisting That you don't know who the hell I am Stalking is against the law I found out when I was caught Then the court said "stay away" And I'm not that kind of guy Found you one day all alone Tied you up and brought you home The only problem now is that You don't seem to be alive [Chorus] Well what am I to do It's hard not to be blue I sit around and I wait for you Because I'm not trying to forget about you baby... Well what am I to do It's hard not to be blue I sit around and I wait for you But I can't forget about you....