[Intro]
Another five-star track from Waldfield. The thaumaturgist, the iatromantis, the prestidigitator, Waldfield in the flesh gonna rap it out for you. Here's how it is
[Verse 1]
Yo, I'm with my woman, just coolin' on the couch
We're feelin each other—with our mouths
Mario's been paused for about ten minutes
...This has been a pretty fun visit
But I tell her like, "Hey let's go to my bed
Not for s**, for somethin' else instead
I don't feel like bonin' (bonin')
I feel like puttin' a finger in your colon
So let's get you naked, and on all fours
There's a part of you I wanna explore"
She gave me a sign and let me know she was with it
We could play doctor like my name was Civet
I take her by the hand and lead her inside
Soon she'll be taking my hand though, right?
This is one of my favorite acts
Gettin' inside her little pink trap
Before much longer, you know that she'll be
Spelunking with Waldfield—and I don't mean my web series
Although that was good too
[Hook 1]
("So I could take you home and make you relax")
("And after we do all that")
("I could take you home and make you relax")
("I'm not talkin' about your whole a**...
I'm talkin' about your a**hole")
[Verse 2]
You know how Candyman is always calling things EXQUISITE?
That's how I feel when i put a digit in it
Let's get out the KY Jelly
And I'll do somethin' that'll make my finger smelly
I guess you could say that I'm a sodomite
Some prefer the hole that's not-as-tight
Hey I like that one too, but from my point of view
You need some variety in your society
So tell your mayor, and tell your neighbors
To do themselves and their partners a favor
Be like ("Dear friends, and fellow Americans")
I have something you can try as an experiment
One index in her puss', the other in her bu*t
Ma**age the perineum both sides at once
You'll awaken from your life of dreams
The world starts spinnin' as you question all your old beliefs
Everything you understood is wrong
Your concept of what is bad and good is wrong
The priests are wrong; divine word is wrong
It's a good thing that you heard this song
So just ("Get into it") like Bobby Byrd
Your new favorite hole's the one that used to be your third
Waldfield
Inspiring a nation with my sound advice
[Hook 2]
("So I could take you home and make you relax")
("And after we do all that")
("I could take you home and make you relax")
("I'll talk about you in my next rap")
[Outro]
Listeners, give it a try. But only if your partner is into it. Don't persuade them, and certainly don't surprise them. Unless their consent is a hundred percent, you can just cancel the experiment. That's what I said, AND what I meant. ("Oh you know!")
("What you're getting into" / "When you're groping in the dark")