Waldfield - FITB lyrics

[Intro] Another five-star track from Waldfield. The thaumaturgist, the iatromantis, the prestidigitator, Waldfield in the flesh gonna rap it out for you. Here's how it is [Verse 1] Yo, I'm with my woman, just coolin' on the couch We're feelin each other—with our mouths Mario's been paused for about ten minutes ...This has been a pretty fun visit But I tell her like, "Hey let's go to my bed Not for s**, for somethin' else instead I don't feel like bonin' (bonin') I feel like puttin' a finger in your colon So let's get you naked, and on all fours There's a part of you I wanna explore" She gave me a sign and let me know she was with it We could play doctor like my name was Civet I take her by the hand and lead her inside Soon she'll be taking my hand though, right? This is one of my favorite acts Gettin' inside her little pink trap Before much longer, you know that she'll be Spelunking with Waldfield—and I don't mean my web series Although that was good too [Hook 1] ("So I could take you home and make you relax") ("And after we do all that") ("I could take you home and make you relax") ("I'm not talkin' about your whole a**... I'm talkin' about your a**hole") [Verse 2] You know how Candyman is always calling things EXQUISITE? That's how I feel when i put a digit in it Let's get out the KY Jelly And I'll do somethin' that'll make my finger smelly I guess you could say that I'm a sodomite Some prefer the hole that's not-as-tight Hey I like that one too, but from my point of view You need some variety in your society So tell your mayor, and tell your neighbors To do themselves and their partners a favor Be like ("Dear friends, and fellow Americans") I have something you can try as an experiment One index in her puss', the other in her bu*t Ma**age the perineum both sides at once You'll awaken from your life of dreams The world starts spinnin' as you question all your old beliefs Everything you understood is wrong Your concept of what is bad and good is wrong The priests are wrong; divine word is wrong It's a good thing that you heard this song So just ("Get into it") like Bobby Byrd Your new favorite hole's the one that used to be your third Waldfield Inspiring a nation with my sound advice [Hook 2] ("So I could take you home and make you relax") ("And after we do all that") ("I could take you home and make you relax") ("I'll talk about you in my next rap") [Outro] Listeners, give it a try. But only if your partner is into it. Don't persuade them, and certainly don't surprise them. Unless their consent is a hundred percent, you can just cancel the experiment. That's what I said, AND what I meant. ("Oh you know!") ("What you're getting into" / "When you're groping in the dark")