Teddy please don't make me go up that hill
Rough rider like to get himself k**ed
Now it sure don't look like a vacation spot
All got malaria the weather's too hot
The White House is calling
I'm sure we're gonna charge today
Yeah looking good on my resume
Mister Hoover I come to collect my dough
The kids are starving and the bank foreclosed
I would sell my purple heart if I got a good offer
The steel saber rattle of Douglas MacArther
Now the union man come up here to organize
Make the rich man hear my cry
Mr Getty and Carnegie and Vanderbilt
If I talk to much my blood will get spilt