Teddy please don't make me go up that hill Rough rider like to get himself k**ed Now it sure don't look like a vacation spot All got malaria the weather's too hot The White House is calling I'm sure we're gonna charge today Yeah looking good on my resume Mister Hoover I come to collect my dough The kids are starving and the bank foreclosed I would sell my purple heart if I got a good offer The steel saber rattle of Douglas MacArther Now the union man come up here to organize Make the rich man hear my cry Mr Getty and Carnegie and Vanderbilt If I talk to much my blood will get spilt