I am a man
I am self-aware
And everywhere I go
You're always right there with me
I flirted with you all my life
Even kissed you once or twice
And to this day I swear it was nice
But clearly I was not ready
When you touched a friend of mine
I thought I would lose my mind
But I found out with time that
really I was was not ready, no no
Oh, d**h
Oh, d**h
Oh, d**h
Really, I'm not ready
Oh, d**h you hector me
Decimate those dear to me
Tease me with your sweet relief
You are cruel and you are constant
When my mom was cancer sick
She fought but then succumbed to it
But you made her beg for it
Lord Jesus, please I'm ready.
Oh, d**h
Oh, d**h
Oh, d**h
Really, I'm not ready