Anything we should know about your change?
We were strolling hand in hand
We were going to see the man
We were laughing at dapper Dan
We were happy as giant clams
But Calamity Jane ruined everything
With her body and brains
She lived up to her name
She was Calamity Jane
We were kissing beside the park
As the marquee sputtered and sparked
We were bumping our birthmarks
We were happy as lilting larks
But Society Sue, she had something to prove
And when she made her move
There was nothing to do
We just had to make room for
Society Sue