Anything we should know about your change? We were strolling hand in hand We were going to see the man We were laughing at dapper Dan We were happy as giant clams But Calamity Jane ruined everything With her body and brains She lived up to her name She was Calamity Jane We were kissing beside the park As the marquee sputtered and sparked We were bumping our birthmarks We were happy as lilting larks But Society Sue, she had something to prove And when she made her move There was nothing to do We just had to make room for Society Sue