[Verse 1]
Mommy doesn't have a head anymore
Keep it underneath my bed on the floor
Well that's alright, man that's ok
She never really used her head anyway
Daddy called me a silly boy
Bet he won't say that anymore
Because the way his body is severed in two
His vocal chords are going to be hard to use
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Beheaded
Watch you squirt like a garden hose
Beheaded
Bloody mess all over my clothes
[Verse 2]
Watch my girlfriend come to the door
Chop off her head, she falls to the floor
Well watching my baby's jugular blow
Really makes my motor go
Wrap a towel round the bloody stump
Take my baby's body to the city dump
Then wipe the mess off the bloody axe
Scoop all the heads into my burlap sack
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[Bridge]
All my collection
Adorns my room on bamboo polls
Used to be a little
But a little got more and more
Now I'm craving yours
Night brings bad dreams
Bad dreams and guillotines
Night brings bad dreams
Bad dreams and guillotines
Off with her head[x6]
[Verse 3]
Find another victim for my machine
Put them in a home made guillotine
Ah blade falls, gonna need a casket
Watch your head plop in a wicker basket
Leave the house at a quarter to four
Come back with sixteen or more
Because the more I walk, the more I see
I got a funny feeling coming over me
[Chorus]