[Verse 1] Mommy doesn't have a head anymore Keep it underneath my bed on the floor Well that's alright, man that's ok She never really used her head anyway Daddy called me a silly boy Bet he won't say that anymore Because the way his body is severed in two His vocal chords are going to be hard to use [Chorus] Beheaded Watch you squirt like a garden hose Beheaded Bloody mess all over my clothes [Verse 2] Watch my girlfriend come to the door Chop off her head, she falls to the floor Well watching my baby's jugular blow Really makes my motor go Wrap a towel round the bloody stump Take my baby's body to the city dump Then wipe the mess off the bloody axe Scoop all the heads into my burlap sack [Chorus] [Bridge] All my collection Adorns my room on bamboo polls Used to be a little But a little got more and more Now I'm craving yours Night brings bad dreams Bad dreams and guillotines Night brings bad dreams Bad dreams and guillotines Off with her head[x6] [Verse 3] Find another victim for my machine Put them in a home made guillotine Ah blade falls, gonna need a casket Watch your head plop in a wicker basket Leave the house at a quarter to four Come back with sixteen or more Because the more I walk, the more I see I got a funny feeling coming over me [Chorus]