(Verse)
I got twenty pretty women lounging 'round my swimming pool
I got foreign young records on my jukebox too
I got party liquor flowing like a river to the sea
I got a fish ball plum full of car keys
(Chorus)
Anything goes
Out on my patio
It all goes, daddy-o
Out on my patio
(Verse)
I got a card game going with the chief of police
I got the deed to his house and his Cadillac keys
Well his wife's a getting drunk and she's a starting to flirt
Well she ain't too pretty but she just might work
(Chorus)
Anything goes
Out on my patio
That's right
It all goes, daddy-o
Out on my patio
(Interlude)
My patio's got everything that a swinging bachelor could ever need
A roulette wheel and a wet bar fully stocked for my friends and me
(Verse)
Well the governor's swimming naked with the girls in the pool
I said "about my conviction…?" he said "I'll see what I can do"
Well the whole city council has pa**ed out in the yard
'Cause the mayor of the town's mixing drinks at the bar
(Chorus)
Anything goes
Out on my patio
That's right
It all goes, daddy-o
Out on my patio