(Verse) I got twenty pretty women lounging 'round my swimming pool I got foreign young records on my jukebox too I got party liquor flowing like a river to the sea I got a fish ball plum full of car keys (Chorus) Anything goes Out on my patio It all goes, daddy-o Out on my patio (Verse) I got a card game going with the chief of police I got the deed to his house and his Cadillac keys Well his wife's a getting drunk and she's a starting to flirt Well she ain't too pretty but she just might work (Chorus) Anything goes Out on my patio That's right It all goes, daddy-o Out on my patio (Interlude) My patio's got everything that a swinging bachelor could ever need A roulette wheel and a wet bar fully stocked for my friends and me (Verse) Well the governor's swimming naked with the girls in the pool I said "about my conviction…?" he said "I'll see what I can do" Well the whole city council has pa**ed out in the yard 'Cause the mayor of the town's mixing drinks at the bar (Chorus) Anything goes Out on my patio That's right It all goes, daddy-o Out on my patio