[Verse 1: Yung k**agram]
s** my dick
Girl thats a centimeter
Sippin lean
By the centiliter
My ex girl
Nah I didn't need her
Even while I sleep
I be producin heaters
That sh** comin out
By the db
Is that metric? Yeah probably
Seconds
That sh** how we keep track of time
Our bars fire
Cause our measurements rhyme
Got them meters and them liters
Boy we dont f** with cheaters
Fire beats on repeaters
Mura Masa - Lotus Eater
Teach that girl metric you won't mislead her
If she f** with inches boy we dont f**in need her
Slingin bricks by the cubic kilometer
Cause all our sales final dont give you a reciepter
Pounds are wack
Boy what sound was that
Thats the sound of the future hittin you in the back b**h
I ain't a snitch for that customary sh**
Yall best make the switch cause metric is lit
Dont give a sh** if she got them yams
All I need is them motherf**in grams
10 grams
50 grams
100 grams
Thats a ...Hectogram, man
Uncle Sam need a rehab program
Lincoln Chafee u know he on that metric jam
See that girl she a 10/10
That sh** metric cause we measure sh** outta 10
I just dont get where you motherf**ing been
If you ain't using metric you can't chill with wise men
US Customary, that sh** get kinda hectic
We dont worry bout a thing when we measuring in metric
Boy we pleasuring in metric
f**in treasuring that metric
We be so one sided you could call us asymmetric
When that sh** electric we call that a joule
When you dont f** with metric
We call you a b**h
[Verse 2: Metric Boomin]
Im white but im sipping my lean right
Crew will dj teen night
f** my girl got my jeans tight
In hindsight gettin high probably not a good idea
When ruummaits move in hell we'll shop at ikea
Metric boomin straight looming eat gold burgers like I'm 2 Chainz
Sittin at the table eat off 19 centimeter plates
Sip red wine by the liter
I hope for somethin sweeter
Number one is metric boys
Number two is derek jeter
Yeezy yeezy yeezy like to run his mouth
Yeah his shoes are dope but he can't pick a couch
Metric metric metric we ain't customary
Metric metric b**h you know we legendary
Ain't ordinary we visionary
You'll soon be prayin to us not the virgin mary
40 oz. Boys more like 1.18 liters
We will pounce on your a** with a rug beater
Measuring in grams im the man b**h my jam b**h makin up a plan f** with Daft Punk f** with R.A.M. b**h
I'll put you in the ground
2 meters deep
Drain your f**ing blood like saw
2 liters please
Metric Boys on the track
Grgjhjgrrhrahh [?]
We gnarly
Dont forget us, dude
Like Harvey
[Verse 3: Kelvin Lamar]
Kelvin Lamar that is me
I want a junior chicken want it crispy
Next time you fuuuuwwiiit [?] me
Imma k** you plaplap with my millimetahhrh [?]
Metric system is your friend
Gotta use it from time time again
Metric boys gonna rule the whole world
Metric boys gonna steal all your girl ayo
Lets saaay you take a measurement
Before you start to do it uh
Gotta use it uh
Oh and and use the right uuniiiiiiiiiiiiiitt
Im the man [canadian adlibs]
Kilomineedurs and you know im the man
Im the man
Length volume capacity
Ma** the light of intensity oh
Ill shoot you
Do a light dab in a tutu [???]
Metric system boys and we f** up the world
Metricfifhtyhboy [?] and f**in your girl
Go to your house and you find me naked with your girl counting numbers on her back with c**aine
Eeuooo [?]
Bout two grams of the weed
Inmy pocket comin for me eh
I call it my ganja friend
Cause we eat it all the time in the oven
I pull out my brownies
I tell her ooh ooh that taste so good siaauhmee
I feel it in my tummy
Metric boys we the best only