[Verse 1: Yung k**agram] s** my dick Girl thats a centimeter Sippin lean By the centiliter My ex girl Nah I didn't need her Even while I sleep I be producin heaters That sh** comin out By the db Is that metric? Yeah probably Seconds That sh** how we keep track of time Our bars fire Cause our measurements rhyme Got them meters and them liters Boy we dont f** with cheaters Fire beats on repeaters Mura Masa - Lotus Eater Teach that girl metric you won't mislead her If she f** with inches boy we dont f**in need her Slingin bricks by the cubic kilometer Cause all our sales final dont give you a reciepter Pounds are wack Boy what sound was that Thats the sound of the future hittin you in the back b**h I ain't a snitch for that customary sh** Yall best make the switch cause metric is lit Dont give a sh** if she got them yams All I need is them motherf**in grams 10 grams 50 grams 100 grams Thats a ...Hectogram, man Uncle Sam need a rehab program Lincoln Chafee u know he on that metric jam See that girl she a 10/10 That sh** metric cause we measure sh** outta 10 I just dont get where you motherf**ing been If you ain't using metric you can't chill with wise men US Customary, that sh** get kinda hectic We dont worry bout a thing when we measuring in metric Boy we pleasuring in metric f**in treasuring that metric We be so one sided you could call us asymmetric When that sh** electric we call that a joule When you dont f** with metric We call you a b**h [Verse 2: Metric Boomin] Im white but im sipping my lean right Crew will dj teen night f** my girl got my jeans tight In hindsight gettin high probably not a good idea When ruummaits move in hell we'll shop at ikea Metric boomin straight looming eat gold burgers like I'm 2 Chainz Sittin at the table eat off 19 centimeter plates Sip red wine by the liter I hope for somethin sweeter Number one is metric boys Number two is derek jeter Yeezy yeezy yeezy like to run his mouth Yeah his shoes are dope but he can't pick a couch Metric metric metric we ain't customary Metric metric b**h you know we legendary Ain't ordinary we visionary You'll soon be prayin to us not the virgin mary 40 oz. Boys more like 1.18 liters We will pounce on your a** with a rug beater Measuring in grams im the man b**h my jam b**h makin up a plan f** with Daft Punk f** with R.A.M. b**h I'll put you in the ground 2 meters deep Drain your f**ing blood like saw 2 liters please Metric Boys on the track Grgjhjgrrhrahh [?] We gnarly Dont forget us, dude Like Harvey [Verse 3: Kelvin Lamar] Kelvin Lamar that is me I want a junior chicken want it crispy Next time you fuuuuwwiiit [?] me Imma k** you plaplap with my millimetahhrh [?] Metric system is your friend Gotta use it from time time again Metric boys gonna rule the whole world Metric boys gonna steal all your girl ayo Lets saaay you take a measurement Before you start to do it uh Gotta use it uh Oh and and use the right uuniiiiiiiiiiiiiitt Im the man [canadian adlibs] Kilomineedurs and you know im the man Im the man Length volume capacity Ma** the light of intensity oh Ill shoot you Do a light dab in a tutu [???] Metric system boys and we f** up the world Metricfifhtyhboy [?] and f**in your girl Go to your house and you find me naked with your girl counting numbers on her back with c**aine Eeuooo [?] Bout two grams of the weed Inmy pocket comin for me eh I call it my ganja friend Cause we eat it all the time in the oven I pull out my brownies I tell her ooh ooh that taste so good siaauhmee I feel it in my tummy Metric boys we the best only