[Intro: Hook Mang]
Skrrt
Sap, Hook Mang, Metricboys
f** it, yeah
[Hook: Hook Mang]
Big box ballin' b**h I'm Ikea
Your girl hit my phone, I ain't wanna see her
Two phone sap, damn I think I'm Tony
Whole crib Ikea, b**h you know I own it, ay
Ikea, Ikea, Ikea, ay
Ikea, I-I-Ikea, ay
Ikea, (Ikea) b**h I whip a Kia
Man I'm in that Hyundai, b**h I'm gonna see her, ay (damn right)
[Bridge 1: Hook Mang & lil estonian]
Ikea, Ikea, Ikea
Ikea, Ikea, I'll k** you (I'll f**ing k** you)
f** you
Yeah
(Ikea)
Yeah
(I'll k** you in Ikea, this the real traphouse, b**h!)
Yeah
[Verse 1: lil estonian]
Pull up to Ikea in the whip, hotboxed
Right to the food section, gravlax
And y'all be knowing this the real traphouse
Soon as you sip that lingonberry drank on the rocks
Drop the kid off in Småland
Uh, drop myself off in Småland
The dude sayin' I'm too tall and (what? nah)
I be prayin' I'm just small enough
Nah, f** it hit the showroom
I be checking out these chairs for the legroom
I be checking out this mix for the headroom
f** a b**h in the model master bedroom
Modern art, I hit the Dia
Modern furniture, Ikea
Modern whip that sh** a Kia
Modern beats, Gaszia
I see y'all motherf**ers tryna' cop sheets
Try these, like my Instagram, they come in threes
Come from overseas, Estonian
But my b**hes Swedes
Y'all need those pillows cheap
Cause you spent your cash on Yeezys
And CDJs, which I don't need these days
Funny beats but they slay
Call me J-Louis C.K
Shepard Fairy like Obey
They sipping lean all damn day
They smoking weed, they getting blazed
Misspell Helsinki like Joe Kay
Honestly, who's mans are they
Who's mans will you be on judgment day
And whether you leave or whether you stay
Hit up Ikea on the way
[Bridge 2: lil estonian & Hook Mang)
Yaa, blue and yellow
Blue and yellow, blue and yellow, blue and yellow
Ikea Ikea, Ikea, Ikea
Yo, what did you spike this lingonberry juice with?
Skrrt
[Hook: Hook Mang]
Bog box ballin' b**h I'm Ikea
Your girl hit my phone, I ain't wanna see her
Two phone sap, damn I think I'm Tony
Whole crib Ikea, b**h you know I own it, ay
Ikea, Ikea, Ikea, ay
Ikea, I-I-Ikea, ay
Ikea, (Ikea) b**h I whip a Kia
Man I'm in that Hyundai, b**h I'm gonna see her, ay
[Bridge 3: mc pantcuff & Hook Mang]
Ikea Mmm Ikea Pfft Ikea
Blue and yellow, blue and yellow, blue and yellow, uh
Yeah, MC Pantcuff in the cut
Next to Lil Eston, Eston Mane
Uh, Ikea, Ikea
Uh, Uh, Grah
[Verse 2: mc pantcuff]
Ikea, I-kay-a
A baller, a player
Bow down Sweden
Pantcuff's your new mayor
I come for that product
That table, that closet
I love this white toilet
It soon hold my vomit
I got Henny on lock but this lingon's what's best
I settled on a couch unlike Kanye West
I took Kanye's test, pa**ed with flying colors
Right next to Eston, cause he's like my brother
Swing the catalog so I know what to cop
Tell it like it is, stories like Aesop
A$AP, taste that
Just like these meatballs, b**h
With gravy on top
I'll ice a motherf**er
Just like this dollar frozen yogurt
A good f**ing snack as soon as I am f**ing sober
You know it, I told it
Ikea's real traphouse far from this mediocre
[Bridge 4: mc pantcuff & Hook Mang]
Uh, whoo
You know how they say they got the small apartment they can fit sh** in?
Yeah, well there's no windows in that sh**
Whoo, whoo
The f**?
Uh, uh, uh
Ohh
[Outro: Hook Mang, mc pantcuff & lil estonian]
Whoo, Ikea, Ikea, ay
Ikea, Ikea
Ikea, Ikea
Ikea, whoo, whoo, whoo
Ikea, Ikea
Damn right, ay
Ikea, a-ay
Ikea, Ikea (I'll f**ing k** you)
Ikea Skrrt
Ikea (I'll k** you in Ikea, this the real traphouse, b**h!)