[Intro: Hook Mang] Skrrt Sap, Hook Mang, Metricboys f** it, yeah [Hook: Hook Mang] Big box ballin' b**h I'm Ikea Your girl hit my phone, I ain't wanna see her Two phone sap, damn I think I'm Tony Whole crib Ikea, b**h you know I own it, ay Ikea, Ikea, Ikea, ay Ikea, I-I-Ikea, ay Ikea, (Ikea) b**h I whip a Kia Man I'm in that Hyundai, b**h I'm gonna see her, ay (damn right) [Bridge 1: Hook Mang & lil estonian] Ikea, Ikea, Ikea Ikea, Ikea, I'll k** you (I'll f**ing k** you) f** you Yeah (Ikea) Yeah (I'll k** you in Ikea, this the real traphouse, b**h!) Yeah [Verse 1: lil estonian] Pull up to Ikea in the whip, hotboxed Right to the food section, gravlax And y'all be knowing this the real traphouse Soon as you sip that lingonberry drank on the rocks Drop the kid off in Småland Uh, drop myself off in Småland The dude sayin' I'm too tall and (what? nah) I be prayin' I'm just small enough Nah, f** it hit the showroom I be checking out these chairs for the legroom I be checking out this mix for the headroom f** a b**h in the model master bedroom Modern art, I hit the Dia Modern furniture, Ikea Modern whip that sh** a Kia Modern beats, Gaszia I see y'all motherf**ers tryna' cop sheets Try these, like my Instagram, they come in threes Come from overseas, Estonian But my b**hes Swedes Y'all need those pillows cheap Cause you spent your cash on Yeezys And CDJs, which I don't need these days Funny beats but they slay Call me J-Louis C.K Shepard Fairy like Obey They sipping lean all damn day They smoking weed, they getting blazed Misspell Helsinki like Joe Kay Honestly, who's mans are they Who's mans will you be on judgment day And whether you leave or whether you stay Hit up Ikea on the way [Bridge 2: lil estonian & Hook Mang) Yaa, blue and yellow Blue and yellow, blue and yellow, blue and yellow Ikea Ikea, Ikea, Ikea Yo, what did you spike this lingonberry juice with? Skrrt [Hook: Hook Mang] Bog box ballin' b**h I'm Ikea Your girl hit my phone, I ain't wanna see her Two phone sap, damn I think I'm Tony Whole crib Ikea, b**h you know I own it, ay Ikea, Ikea, Ikea, ay Ikea, I-I-Ikea, ay Ikea, (Ikea) b**h I whip a Kia Man I'm in that Hyundai, b**h I'm gonna see her, ay [Bridge 3: mc pantcuff & Hook Mang] Ikea Mmm Ikea Pfft Ikea Blue and yellow, blue and yellow, blue and yellow, uh Yeah, MC Pantcuff in the cut Next to Lil Eston, Eston Mane Uh, Ikea, Ikea Uh, Uh, Grah [Verse 2: mc pantcuff] Ikea, I-kay-a A baller, a player Bow down Sweden Pantcuff's your new mayor I come for that product That table, that closet I love this white toilet It soon hold my vomit I got Henny on lock but this lingon's what's best I settled on a couch unlike Kanye West I took Kanye's test, pa**ed with flying colors Right next to Eston, cause he's like my brother Swing the catalog so I know what to cop Tell it like it is, stories like Aesop A$AP, taste that Just like these meatballs, b**h With gravy on top I'll ice a motherf**er Just like this dollar frozen yogurt A good f**ing snack as soon as I am f**ing sober You know it, I told it Ikea's real traphouse far from this mediocre [Bridge 4: mc pantcuff & Hook Mang] Uh, whoo You know how they say they got the small apartment they can fit sh** in? Yeah, well there's no windows in that sh** Whoo, whoo The f**? Uh, uh, uh Ohh [Outro: Hook Mang, mc pantcuff & lil estonian] Whoo, Ikea, Ikea, ay Ikea, Ikea Ikea, Ikea Ikea, whoo, whoo, whoo Ikea, Ikea Damn right, ay Ikea, a-ay Ikea, Ikea (I'll f**ing k** you) Ikea Skrrt Ikea (I'll k** you in Ikea, this the real traphouse, b**h!)