(Tell me)
I write raps about girls, d** and politics
One of these subjects helps get me more s**
The other makes me seem more intelligent and complex
And the last one... Um, I forget
I tripped in and tripped on a whole wide world of wrong
The misfit in high school that every body picked on
That's the real reason why I really write these songs
So I can get love through brunettes and blondes
Tonight I'm gonna dance like Napoleon Dynamite
Take my position there up and behind the mic
Walk into parliament and feed them all cyanide
And liberate slaves who are working the 9 to 5
I guess I'm the guy plotting the plot
I'm only in Hip Hop so I can buy a yacht
A mansion and a Rolex and an antique Mercades
I'm only in Hip Hop for the ladies
(tell me about it)
Yeah I'm bigger then both of Biggy Smalls' balls
And I'm doing a tour of shopping centres and malls
And I'm the first one who coined the phrase "yes y'all"
So you all owe me royalty
Well I'm a rapper I'm the life of the party
Like a used car salesmen but much more charming
I'm gonna be big in Japan, you know I am
Yes you best understand man, I am the man
I wanna be one of the cool kids
I wanna be huge and real big
I want all my songs to be ring tones
And I want to be a popular popstar clone
I wanna be one of the cool kids
I wanna be huge and real big
I want all my songs to be ring tones
And I want to be a popular popstar clone
I'm convinced that I've got a career in the theatre and
Even as a fully revered remix pioneer
That gets me chicks all the way from here to Siberia
There's a lot of hits out there but mine are far superior
Now let me get close up to the mic diaphragm
And tell you how really, really good I am
Hip shooting hooks like I'm Yosamity Sam
Did I mention that I'm really good looking?
Nah man tell me about it. I'm really well hung, stylistically
After the show all the girls start frisking me
I'm literally so hot, dignified and so pot
McJagger and all the other rock gods are even into me
Not just my looks but my musical hooks
We can get together
Aw sh**, I lost my page
Hang on a second I just godda get this
I wanna be one of the cool kids
I wanna be huge and real big
I want all my songs to be ring tones
And I want to be a popular popstar clone
I wanna be one of the cool kids
I wanna be huge and real big
I want all my songs to be ring tones
And I want to be a popular popstar clone
We are young
No one can tell us we're wrong
Searching our hearts for so long
From the first knowing
Love is a battle field
Hip Hops a battle field
Love is a battle field
Hip Hops a battle field
Love is a battle field
Hip Hops a battle field
Believe it, yeah