TZU - Popstar Clones lyrics

(Tell me) I write raps about girls, d** and politics One of these subjects helps get me more s** The other makes me seem more intelligent and complex And the last one... Um, I forget I tripped in and tripped on a whole wide world of wrong The misfit in high school that every body picked on That's the real reason why I really write these songs So I can get love through brunettes and blondes Tonight I'm gonna dance like Napoleon Dynamite Take my position there up and behind the mic Walk into parliament and feed them all cyanide And liberate slaves who are working the 9 to 5 I guess I'm the guy plotting the plot I'm only in Hip Hop so I can buy a yacht A mansion and a Rolex and an antique Mercades I'm only in Hip Hop for the ladies (tell me about it) Yeah I'm bigger then both of Biggy Smalls' balls And I'm doing a tour of shopping centres and malls And I'm the first one who coined the phrase "yes y'all" So you all owe me royalty Well I'm a rapper I'm the life of the party Like a used car salesmen but much more charming I'm gonna be big in Japan, you know I am Yes you best understand man, I am the man I wanna be one of the cool kids I wanna be huge and real big I want all my songs to be ring tones And I want to be a popular popstar clone I wanna be one of the cool kids I wanna be huge and real big I want all my songs to be ring tones And I want to be a popular popstar clone I'm convinced that I've got a career in the theatre and Even as a fully revered remix pioneer That gets me chicks all the way from here to Siberia There's a lot of hits out there but mine are far superior Now let me get close up to the mic diaphragm And tell you how really, really good I am Hip shooting hooks like I'm Yosamity Sam Did I mention that I'm really good looking? Nah man tell me about it. I'm really well hung, stylistically After the show all the girls start frisking me I'm literally so hot, dignified and so pot McJagger and all the other rock gods are even into me Not just my looks but my musical hooks We can get together Aw sh**, I lost my page Hang on a second I just godda get this I wanna be one of the cool kids I wanna be huge and real big I want all my songs to be ring tones And I want to be a popular popstar clone I wanna be one of the cool kids I wanna be huge and real big I want all my songs to be ring tones And I want to be a popular popstar clone We are young No one can tell us we're wrong Searching our hearts for so long From the first knowing Love is a battle field Hip Hops a battle field Love is a battle field Hip Hops a battle field Love is a battle field Hip Hops a battle field Believe it, yeah