You stole the sun and its raining outside
You stole the sun, you ain't giving him to anyone
You stole the sun
You stole the sun
You stole the sun and its raining outside
You stole the sun you ain't giving him to anyone
So i got myself a ladder and i climbed upto the sun
A took with me my sungla**es, a took ma water pistol
And eventually a shot him, a stuck him my bag
A took him down the ladders and he toasted all my f*gs
Then i hung him in my bedroom and it was nice and hot
A went into my wardrobe, a put on my shades and shorts
Soon i had a sun tan, i hadnt told a soul
The police came round to ask me, i said i didn't know
You stole the sun
You stole the sun
You stole the sun and its raining outside
You stole the sun you ain't giving him to anyone
It was pitch black outside, no-one could see a thing
And am stood here with my guitar and i begin to sing
While everybody else is searching for a torch
Am stood in the sunshine theres no way im getting bored
Im sipping on a co*kstail a s**ed a strawberry split
A hold my gla** up in the air, i said 'i love this sh**'
Mr sunshine says to me 'when will you set me free'
A said to him with a grin on my face 'no you're all for me'
You stole the sun
You stole the sun
You stole the sun and its raining outside
You stole the sun you ain't giving him to anyone
Well im making a confession and i dont know why
But i had the sudden urge to take the sun right out the sky
To keep it for myself, not for anybody else
A got so blind and selfish that i began to melt
And after about 3 days i burnt up to a crisp
I had to leave the sun off-guard to go and have a piss
To go and get some cream, to sooth my painful blisters
A ran down to the shop, a bumped into my sister
And she asked me where i'd been, when i looked like a lobster
I blamed it on my ex who'd gone to uni and i'd lost her
She'd called me on the phone and gave me loads of grief
She says a need to get a life and that i am a thief
A dont know how she caught me, she really sussed me out
Anyway a got to go ive got things to sort out
I ran back up the road, i looked up at my house
My window was ajar, mr sunshine had got out
Then darkness became daylight, and i was full of spite
I fell down on my knees and i began to cry
Mr sunshine got away, he was shining down his raise
A went and got my ladders and i got him back again
You stole the sun
You stole the sun
You stole the sun and its raining outside
You stole the sun you ain't giving him to anyone
Who stole who stole who stole the sun
Who stole who stole who stole the sun
Who stole who stole who stole the sun
You stole the sun baby
You stole the sun
You stole the sun and its raining outside
You stole the sun you ain't giving him to anyone
I stole the sun from everyone!