You stole the sun and its raining outside You stole the sun, you ain't giving him to anyone You stole the sun You stole the sun You stole the sun and its raining outside You stole the sun you ain't giving him to anyone So i got myself a ladder and i climbed upto the sun A took with me my sungla**es, a took ma water pistol And eventually a shot him, a stuck him my bag A took him down the ladders and he toasted all my f*gs Then i hung him in my bedroom and it was nice and hot A went into my wardrobe, a put on my shades and shorts Soon i had a sun tan, i hadnt told a soul The police came round to ask me, i said i didn't know You stole the sun You stole the sun You stole the sun and its raining outside You stole the sun you ain't giving him to anyone It was pitch black outside, no-one could see a thing And am stood here with my guitar and i begin to sing While everybody else is searching for a torch Am stood in the sunshine theres no way im getting bored Im sipping on a co*kstail a s**ed a strawberry split A hold my gla** up in the air, i said 'i love this sh**' Mr sunshine says to me 'when will you set me free' A said to him with a grin on my face 'no you're all for me' You stole the sun You stole the sun You stole the sun and its raining outside You stole the sun you ain't giving him to anyone Well im making a confession and i dont know why But i had the sudden urge to take the sun right out the sky To keep it for myself, not for anybody else A got so blind and selfish that i began to melt And after about 3 days i burnt up to a crisp I had to leave the sun off-guard to go and have a piss To go and get some cream, to sooth my painful blisters A ran down to the shop, a bumped into my sister And she asked me where i'd been, when i looked like a lobster I blamed it on my ex who'd gone to uni and i'd lost her She'd called me on the phone and gave me loads of grief She says a need to get a life and that i am a thief A dont know how she caught me, she really sussed me out Anyway a got to go ive got things to sort out I ran back up the road, i looked up at my house My window was ajar, mr sunshine had got out Then darkness became daylight, and i was full of spite I fell down on my knees and i began to cry Mr sunshine got away, he was shining down his raise A went and got my ladders and i got him back again You stole the sun You stole the sun You stole the sun and its raining outside You stole the sun you ain't giving him to anyone Who stole who stole who stole the sun Who stole who stole who stole the sun Who stole who stole who stole the sun You stole the sun baby You stole the sun You stole the sun and its raining outside You stole the sun you ain't giving him to anyone I stole the sun from everyone!