[Verse 1]
Momma prays the collar stays
And fake black leather dress-up shoes
To keep me looking clean and prude for Jesus to see us
And the snacks that we leave crushed there in the carpet below the pews
[Chorus]
I don't need a sign
If it's fake, then that's alright with me
I guess I'll never know what's really right
I'll just keep on playing
Like all of it feels so real to me
And God's got me a mansion with the angels in heaven
[Verse 2]
I was told in Sunday school that
"God's got real big plans for you."
I hope it's true
If I can keep from the Devil's drink
My grandkids' kids will remember me
[Chorus]
I don't need a sign
If it's fake, then that's alright with me
I guess I'll never know what's really right
I'll just keep on playing
Like all of it feels so real to me
And God's got me a mansion with the angels in heaven
[Verse 3]
And speak of my return
When Jesus resurrects all of the righteous boys and girls
And all my stupid a**hole friends that tortured me in high school will be cast in the flames
Oh god I can't wait, yeah
[Bridge]
And I know that God hates my yellin
But I hope there's windows in heaven
Where I can watch them burn
[Chorus]
I don't need a sign
If it's fake, then that's alright with me
I guess I'll never know what's really right
I'll just keep on playing
Like all of it feels so real to me
And God's got me a mansion in the...
God's got me a mansion in the...
God's got me a mansion in the sky