[Verse 1] Momma prays the collar stays And fake black leather dress-up shoes To keep me looking clean and prude for Jesus to see us And the snacks that we leave crushed there in the carpet below the pews [Chorus] I don't need a sign If it's fake, then that's alright with me I guess I'll never know what's really right I'll just keep on playing Like all of it feels so real to me And God's got me a mansion with the angels in heaven [Verse 2] I was told in Sunday school that "God's got real big plans for you." I hope it's true If I can keep from the Devil's drink My grandkids' kids will remember me [Chorus] I don't need a sign If it's fake, then that's alright with me I guess I'll never know what's really right I'll just keep on playing Like all of it feels so real to me And God's got me a mansion with the angels in heaven [Verse 3] And speak of my return When Jesus resurrects all of the righteous boys and girls And all my stupid a**hole friends that tortured me in high school will be cast in the flames Oh god I can't wait, yeah [Bridge] And I know that God hates my yellin But I hope there's windows in heaven Where I can watch them burn [Chorus] I don't need a sign If it's fake, then that's alright with me I guess I'll never know what's really right I'll just keep on playing Like all of it feels so real to me And God's got me a mansion in the... God's got me a mansion in the... God's got me a mansion in the sky