[Verse 1]
It's Christmas Eve and I've only wrapped two f**in' presents
Christmas Eve and I've only wrapped two f**in' presents
And I hate, hate, hate your guts
I hate, hate, hate your guts
[Chorus]
And I'll never talk to you again
Unless your dad will s** me off
I'll never talk to you again
Unless your mom will touch my co*k
I'll never talk to you again
Ejaculate into a sock
I'll never talk to you again
I'll never talk to you again
[Verse 2]
It's Labor day and my grandpa just ate seven f**in' hotdogs
It's Labor day and my grandpa just ate seven f**in' hotdogs
And he sh** sh** sh**s his pants
He's always f**in' sh**tin' his pants
[Chorus]
And I'll never talk to you again
Unless your dad will s** me off
I'll never talk to you again
Unless your mom will touch my co*k
I'll never talk to you again
Ejaculate into a sock
I'll never talk to you again
I'll never talk to you again