Travis Barker - Happy Holidays, You Bastard lyrics

[Verse 1] It's Christmas Eve and I've only wrapped two f**in' presents Christmas Eve and I've only wrapped two f**in' presents And I hate, hate, hate your guts I hate, hate, hate your guts [Chorus] And I'll never talk to you again Unless your dad will s** me off I'll never talk to you again Unless your mom will touch my co*k I'll never talk to you again Ejaculate into a sock I'll never talk to you again I'll never talk to you again [Verse 2] It's Labor day and my grandpa just ate seven f**in' hotdogs It's Labor day and my grandpa just ate seven f**in' hotdogs And he sh** sh** sh**s his pants He's always f**in' sh**tin' his pants [Chorus] And I'll never talk to you again Unless your dad will s** me off I'll never talk to you again Unless your mom will touch my co*k I'll never talk to you again Ejaculate into a sock I'll never talk to you again I'll never talk to you again