We went along to the Bristol Museum
For some harmless fun
Doesn't everyone
We put some hats on some busts by the balcony
Was standing by
With angry eyes
And his radio on was a guard
He was looking very hard
We decided to look round the hall
But we couldn't lose this man at all
Standing upstairs by the ancient pianos
And the gipsy banners
And sort of caravans
We wrote graffiti on one of the notices
Was standing by
With angry eyes
And his radio on was the guard
He was looking very hard
We decided to find a smooth newt
But another girl was in pursuit
The four of us looking over the balcony
Above the hall
And meanwhile although
While he was watching
And so we made green (is-ams?)
To worry him
It worked and then
Time rushing by we decided to leave
And so we ran downstairs to the frontdoors
Where we took a final glance up at the balcony
And standing high
With his mate nearby
And his radio on was the guard
He was looking very tired
And as if there was no one else there
He stuck two fingers in the air