Tracey Curtis - The Bristol Museum lyrics

We went along to the Bristol Museum For some harmless fun Doesn't everyone We put some hats on some busts by the balcony Was standing by With angry eyes And his radio on was a guard He was looking very hard We decided to look round the hall But we couldn't lose this man at all Standing upstairs by the ancient pianos And the gipsy banners And sort of caravans We wrote graffiti on one of the notices Was standing by With angry eyes And his radio on was the guard He was looking very hard We decided to find a smooth newt But another girl was in pursuit The four of us looking over the balcony Above the hall And meanwhile although While he was watching And so we made green (is-ams?) To worry him It worked and then Time rushing by we decided to leave And so we ran downstairs to the frontdoors Where we took a final glance up at the balcony And standing high With his mate nearby And his radio on was the guard He was looking very tired And as if there was no one else there He stuck two fingers in the air