They say they built this fort 2000 years ago
A man named James carved his name in 1983
Congratulations, James
Now you're a dick for eternity
I don't know what your words for it are
I just know what it is
And so we chop chop chop
At the tree tree tree
Today I stopped and shopped
Inside the walled city
Congratulations, gentlemen
There was something there for me
I don't know what your words for it are
I just know what it is
Wanna go back to fifth grade
But I'd be twenty-three
There's a dream where I am naked
A dream where I can't see
Congratulations, James
I've got you inside of me
I don't know what your words for it are
I just know what it is