They say they built this fort 2000 years ago A man named James carved his name in 1983 Congratulations, James Now you're a dick for eternity I don't know what your words for it are I just know what it is And so we chop chop chop At the tree tree tree Today I stopped and shopped Inside the walled city Congratulations, gentlemen There was something there for me I don't know what your words for it are I just know what it is Wanna go back to fifth grade But I'd be twenty-three There's a dream where I am naked A dream where I can't see Congratulations, James I've got you inside of me I don't know what your words for it are I just know what it is