(People talk by talking)
I'm tired of the stories that you always tell
Shakespeare couldn't tell a story that well
You're the largest liar that was ever created
You and Pinocchio are probably related
That's a lie (Hey, that's me playing harmonica)
You're a liar (Yeah, and I wrote this song too)
Lie, lie, lie, that's a lie (Really I did, LL Cool J was over my house)
You're a liar (He heard me humming it. He said "Hey, that sounds good!")
You lie about the things you've lied about
You even lied to your aunt when you went down South
You lied and a bodybuilder kicked your bu*t
If you was in Egypt, you'd lie to King Tut
That's a lie (Just one gla** of wine with dinner, officer)
You're a liar (Ahh, L.A., what a great place)
Lie, lie, lie, that's a lie (No mom, I'm not on d**)
You're a liar (Of course I love you)
My father said, "Now, son, never tattle, never lie"
But I think he should have followed some of his own advice
I thought I'd own the world when I turned 21
Well, that's the last line 'cause now the song is done
That's a lie (Overbudget? Us!?)
You're a liar (Hey, we should have lunch!)
Lie, lie, lie, that's a lie (It won't hurt, believe me)
You're a liar (I won't come in your mouth)
That's a lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, Lie, lie!
Lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie!
Lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie!
Lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie!
That's a lie!