Too Much Joy - That's a Lie lyrics

(People talk by talking) I'm tired of the stories that you always tell Shakespeare couldn't tell a story that well You're the largest liar that was ever created You and Pinocchio are probably related That's a lie (Hey, that's me playing harmonica) You're a liar (Yeah, and I wrote this song too) Lie, lie, lie, that's a lie (Really I did, LL Cool J was over my house) You're a liar (He heard me humming it. He said "Hey, that sounds good!") You lie about the things you've lied about You even lied to your aunt when you went down South You lied and a bodybuilder kicked your bu*t If you was in Egypt, you'd lie to King Tut That's a lie (Just one gla** of wine with dinner, officer) You're a liar (Ahh, L.A., what a great place) Lie, lie, lie, that's a lie (No mom, I'm not on d**) You're a liar (Of course I love you) My father said, "Now, son, never tattle, never lie" But I think he should have followed some of his own advice I thought I'd own the world when I turned 21 Well, that's the last line 'cause now the song is done That's a lie (Overbudget? Us!?) You're a liar (Hey, we should have lunch!) Lie, lie, lie, that's a lie (It won't hurt, believe me) You're a liar (I won't come in your mouth) That's a lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, Lie, lie! Lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie! Lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie! Lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie! That's a lie!