I guess I've got a heart meant
For fooling around with chicks
'Cause in that love department
I know all the ladies' tricks Now I ran across a girl one day
She was as sharp as a girl could be
And I wasn't surprised to hear her say
That she really went for me She said I was the best man
Whoever knocked on her door
She said I was the best man
The fella she'd waited for She said I was the best man
At dancing and nobody can deny
That when it came to romancing
I was the A plus number 1 guy But then she met my best friend
And knocked him right off his pins
But still I wasn't worried
'Cause the best man always wins The way it all turned out, there was no doubt
That I was best man in the end
Yes, I was the best man
When she married my best friend So don't you think you're the best
Till you pa** the test
And you know all the ladies' tricks
'Cause you wind up as the best man
While the other guy gets the chicks