I guess I've got a heart meant For fooling around with chicks 'Cause in that love department I know all the ladies' tricks Now I ran across a girl one day She was as sharp as a girl could be And I wasn't surprised to hear her say That she really went for me She said I was the best man Whoever knocked on her door She said I was the best man The fella she'd waited for She said I was the best man At dancing and nobody can deny That when it came to romancing I was the A plus number 1 guy But then she met my best friend And knocked him right off his pins But still I wasn't worried 'Cause the best man always wins The way it all turned out, there was no doubt That I was best man in the end Yes, I was the best man When she married my best friend So don't you think you're the best Till you pa** the test And you know all the ladies' tricks 'Cause you wind up as the best man While the other guy gets the chicks